once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
day before 4/20 be like
11:59 PM :
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12:00 AM :
*rolls blunt* praise it and blaze it
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